Ingredients:
3 slices of crispy bacon, chopped
½ cup finely chopped lettuce
½ cup finely chopped spinach
½ cup diced tomato
½ an avocado, mashed
1 tablespoon of mayonnaise
1 telegraph cucumber
salt & pepper to taste

Directions:
1.   combine all ingredients (except the cucumber)
2.    peel the cucumber and cut in half lengthwise
3.    scoop out the seeds using a spoon
4.    spoon bacon mixture into the trench left where the seeds were
5.    cut into bite sized slices